The Tomato Chronicles

halpimhomestuck:

shubbabang made this artwork

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commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

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tags: + i will never not reblog this

pizzaforpresident:

Flappy Pipe

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surprisebitch:

sleeping-dogs-lie:

chadleymacguff:

me at my highschool reunion

me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day

me literally

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lacigreen:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

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chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

(Source: subtubitles)

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heatherwanderer:

watch this video

no seriously

WATCH IT

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The quote is from parks and rec - Andy Dwyer says it in one of the episodes when organizing something.

Ugh thank god I’ve literally seen it everywhere and I have never been able to figure out where it’s from.

Thank you!

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super-skitty:

Those gifs of Mark throwing things at himself need to kept on speed-dial because you can use them as a response to pretty much anything

"You’ve got work due for-"

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"You’re an adult now and-"

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"Hey your favourite YouTuber just-"

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"But that’s for kids, you can’t-"

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Or my personal favourite, saved specially for nasty anons and people who need to have themselves explained a thing…

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bruH

(not my gifs.)

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